What movies have not aged well?

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

-”She is very sexyful!”

-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

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Moonraker

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

-Bond slapping Tracy.

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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-All the bad guys are black.

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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Goldfinger

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-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

The Man with the Golden Gun

Octopussy

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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

You Only Live Twice

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From Russia With Love

-”Ah so!”

Live and Let Die

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-J W Pepper

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

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A View to a Kill

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

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-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

Diamonds Are Forever

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

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Dr No

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.

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